18 5 / 2011

Scientific Corruption HowTo.

I am assuming you are a minister or a senior public servant and in need of some quick advice on how to mange the large sums of money that seem to want to flow your way. Ok, let’s begin. It’s pretty simple really.

  • -Register a company
  • -Setup shareholders
  • -Ask people wanting to pay you to become shareholders in the firm
  • -Deliver your part of the deal.

Sit back, relax and marvel at the ingenuity of it all. For more bang for the buck, run a newspaper or TV station with the money. Even better, start a political party, adopt a bleeding heart cause and promise general largesse once you are elected. After all who cares for the taxpayer anyway.

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